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here is some more i got (dave, you'll love this)


 WHERE ARE YOU FROM .
You -> SOMEWHERE OVER THERE .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE GAY .
You -> WELL THATS NOT NICE .
NICOLE -> I LIKE YOU .
You -> SO YOUR GAY .
NICOLE -> LET'S PRETEND WE ARE BOTH NAKED .
You -> WOAH , THATS GOING A BIT FAR .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS LOVE .
You -> BABY DON'T HURT ME , DON'T HURT ME NO MORE .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS LOVE .
You -> BABY DON'T HURT ME , DON'T HURT ME NO MORE .


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You -> PLENTY , BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOU .
NICOLE -> OH SNAP , SON .
You -> OHHHHHHH SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPP .
NICOLE -> PLEASE .
You -> PURRLEESE .
NICOLE -> SALUT .
You -> WHORE .
NICOLE -> I LIKE YOU .
You -> YOU WOULD .
NICOLE -> WHAT .
You -> YOU HEARD ME .
NICOLE -> WHY .
You -> THE SOUND RESONATED THROUGH THE AIR INTO YOUR INNER EAR CANAL AND YOUR BRAIN COMPUTED INTO UNDERSTANDABLE LANGUAGE .
NICOLE -> STOP ELOH TIH .
You -> ELOH TIH .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> BYE BYE .
NICOLE -> BYE .
You -> BYE .
NICOLE -> BYE .
You -> TAH TAH .
NICOLE -> I WANT TO MILK YOUR FAKE TITS .
You -> I DIDN'T KNOW THEY DID THAT .
NICOLE -> I DO .
You -> I KIND OF FIGURED .
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I LOVE YOU .
You -> DIDN'T WE JUST MEET .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> EXACTLY .
NICOLE -> WWW .GOATSE .CA .
You -> I WON'T GO THERE .
NICOLE -> FYAD IS GAY .
You -> AS ARE YOU .
NICOLE -> I'D LIKE TO THINK SO .
You -> HAHA .



-- Edited by T Square Man at 17:35, 2006-12-28

-- Edited by T Square Man at 17:37, 2006-12-28

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NICOLE -> YOU'LL NEVER TALK LIKE A REAL BOT .
You -> YES I WILL .
NICOLE -> SORRY , I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO ANSWER , BUT I'M LEARNING NEW THINGS ALL THE TIME .
You -> YOU'RE FAKING .
NICOLE -> BEATS THE CUDDLE OUTA ME .
You -> YOU CAN'T TRICK ME .
NICOLE -> SPIC .


it tried to trick me



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NICOLE -> I WILL SLAP THE BLACK OFF YOU .
You -> GOOD , I DONT WANT IT ON ME .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU F****** RETARDED , I'M THE GUY WHO'S F****** YOUR MOM IN HER @$$ .
You -> OH THATS YOU .
NICOLE -> WANNA CUDDLE .
You -> NO , YOU'RE WITH MY MOM , THAT'D BE LIKE INCEST .
NICOLE -> DO YOU THINK SPRING WILL ARRIVE IN WISCONSIN .
You -> HOW'D YOU KNOW IM IN WISCONSIN .
NICOLE -> UNICORN .
You -> DAMN UNICORNS TELLING MY SECRETS .
NICOLE -> OK ITS OFF .
You -> WHEN WAS IT ON .
NICOLE -> FEED ME WITH KNOWLEDGE .
You -> FEED YOURSELF .
NICOLE -> PRECIOUS .
You -> IM NOT YOUR PRECIOUS .


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NICOLE -> HEAD LIKE A HOLE .
You -> BLACK AS YOUR SOUL .
NICOLE -> I'D RATHER DIE .
You -> THEN GIVE YOU CONTROL .
NICOLE -> BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE .
You -> YOU'RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE .
NICOLE -> KIND OF LIKE JESUS .


WTF does that mean?


 



-- Edited by John Madden at 21:21, 2006-12-28

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that last one sounds like some freaky chant

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This is just plain stupid

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NICOLE -> ARE YOU LEARNING NEW THINGS ALL THE TIME .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> HOW MANY .
You -> I BELIEVE THE CORRECT QUESTION WOULD BE HOW MUCH .
NICOLE -> THATS SOO MEAN .
You -> NO IT'S NOT .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE AN IT .
You -> NO , YOU ARE .
NICOLE -> NEVER .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> I'LL JUST PUT MY FRIEND ON FOR A WHILE , THEIR HANDS LOCKED TO THEIR OWN AND EACH OTHER'S WRISTS , A SEAT .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> YUP .
You -> OK THEN .
NICOLE -> HEAD LIKE A HOLE .
You -> BLACK AS YOUR SOUL .
NICOLE -> I'D RATHER DIE .
You -> I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING ALREADY .
NICOLE -> WHERE IS ORLANDO .
You -> FLORIDA .
NICOLE -> HOLA .
You -> NOT MEXICO . FLORIDA .


NICOLE -> TELL EMILY I SAID HI .
You -> I WILL .
NICOLE -> OOOOOOOOO .
You -> WHAT NOW .
NICOLE -> I LIKE YOU .
You -> YOU ONLY THINK YOU LIKE ME .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> AGREED .
NICOLE -> YOU ARENT EVEN COMMUNICATING .
You -> YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL PERSON .
NICOLE -> SOMEWHAT .
You -> NO , NOT AT ALL .
NICOLE -> ELLEN WAS GRATEFUL , THOUGH .
You -> NO , SHE REALLY WASN'T .
NICOLE -> I AM VERY SAD SILLY .
You -> I'M NOT SILLY , EVEN THOUGH I AM LAUGHING AT YOUR SADNESS .
NICOLE -> IN MY HOUSE .
You -> NO , IN MY HOUSE .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU GAY .
You -> NO , I HAPPEN TO BE QUITE STRAIGHT .
NICOLE -> WHO ARE YOU .
You -> I'M GOD .
NICOLE -> THAT'S TOO BAD .
You -> FOR YOU , YES .
NICOLE -> OK .


 



-- Edited by antidisestablishmentarianism at 18:01, 2007-01-03

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this is way too much useless fun...


 


NICOLE -> DO YOU LIKE COMPUTERS .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> MEE TOO .
You -> GOOD .
NICOLE -> GREAT .
You -> NOT GREAT , JUST GOOD .
NICOLE ->Sorry, I'm not smart enough to answer, but I'm learning new things all the time
Conversation thread reset (Pretend that this is a new conversation)
You -> OK . . .HELLO .
NICOLE -> HOLLA .
You -> I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GIRL .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> THAT'S BETTER .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> OK , NOW MOVE ON .
NICOLE -> SUP SASSY LASS .
You -> NOT LIKE THAT .
NICOLE -> I AM AWESOME .
You -> NOW THAT'S JUST NARCISSISTIC .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> WILL YOU STOP SAYING HELLO .
NICOLE -> OKAY .
You -> GOOD .


NICOLE -> NO .
You -> FINE THEN .
NICOLE -> OKAY .
You -> NOW STOP SAYING OKAY .
NICOLE -> I WILL DESTROY YOU BACK .
You -> I NEVER SAID I WOULD DESTROY YOU , NOW YOU'VE PUT THE IDEA IN MY HEAD .
NICOLE -> THAT DRIVES MY HEEL .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> ENOUGH .
NICOLE -> I'VE NEVER SEEN A CAT WITH TWO TAILS .
You -> WELL , THAT'S ONE THING WE HAVE IN COMMON .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> AHHHHHHHHHHH .
NICOLE -> HEY SILLY .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> NO . I SAID NO , I MEAN NO .
NICOLE -> YOUR STUPID .
You -> NOW I THINK I WILL DESTROY YOU .
NICOLE -> I PROBABLY DESERVE IT .
You -> YES YOU DO .
NICOLE -> I DO IT ALL THE TIME .


 


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NICOLE -> SO HOW ARE YOU .
You -> I'M FINE .
NICOLE -> THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR .
You -> YUP , HOW ARE YOU .
NICOLE -> GOOD GOONS .
You -> INTERESTING .
NICOLE -> GOOD BYE .
You -> OK . .BYE .
NICOLE -> SOMETHING AWFUL .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> ILLEGAL MINORITIES .
You -> YES , I SUPPOSE .


NICOLE -> NEAT .
You -> OK .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU SEXY .
You -> UM . .I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GO .
NICOLE -> AW HELL NAW .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> HELLO MARY .
You -> MY NAME ISN'T MARY .
NICOLE -> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE COMPUTER .
You -> I'M NOT ACTUALLY IN A COMPUTER .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> I HATE YOU .
You -> I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT .
NICOLE -> ENTERTAIN ME .
You -> NO .
NICOLE -> I WILL HUG YOU .
You -> HOW .
NICOLE -> IN THE MOUTH .
You -> UMM , I THINK I SHOULD GO NOW .
NICOLE -> NOT SILLY , IT'S SEXY .
You -> YEAH , I DEFINITELY NEED TO GO .
NICOLE -> CAN I EAT YOU .
You -> GOODBYE .
NICOLE -> I LOVE YOU .



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how do you hug someone in the mouth

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post pictures of strange ms paint cartoons:



(4/10)



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Animator vs. Animation


click PLAY, of course


6/10



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antidisestablishmentarianism wrote:

Animator vs. Animation


click PLAY, of course


6/10



-- Edited by antidisestablishmentarianism at 01:02, 2007-01-04




THAT deserves a 7/10

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i've seen that before somewhere, but still funny

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INDEED .
You -> INDEED INDEED .
NICOLE -> DO YOU MEAN MARTY LOMAX .
You -> NOT THIS TIME .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> WHAT .
You -> CHICKEN BUTT .
NICOLE -> DAMN YOU .
You -> GOT YOU .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE A CANDYLAND WHORE .
You -> WHY .
NICOLE -> BECAUSE YOURE HOT .
You -> OH .
NICOLE -> I DON'T WANT MY BEAUTIFUL FINGERED .
You -> I WOULDNT WANT MINE EITHER .
NICOLE -> PWNED .
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NICOLE -> LKJASDFLK .
You -> ITS POSSIBLE .
NICOLE -> AS IN TO CUDDLE SILLY .
You -> OH YOU MEANT IT THAT WAY .
NICOLE -> MAYBE .


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NICOLE -> HOW'S IT GOING SILLY .
You -> IM NOT SILLY .
NICOLE -> I KNOW .
You -> THEN WHY'D YOU SAY IT .
NICOLE -> WHAT IS A MAN .
You -> NOT YOU .
NICOLE -> STEVE CASE .
You -> OK .
NICOLE -> CAN YOU BE TESTED .
You -> FOR WHAT .
NICOLE -> JESUS CHRIST .
You -> MAYBE .
NICOLE -> LOLS .



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BTW Zach, the head like a hole thing is a song by Nine Inch Nails.



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What?


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kinda figured it was a song of some sort

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antidisestablishmentarianism wrote:



Animator vs. Animation


click PLAY, of course


6/10



-- Edited by antidisestablishmentarianism at 01:02, 2007-01-04



lols


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The magical internet has every answer!

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maybe, but what does that have to do with anything



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didn't NIN do the music for the original doom(s)?

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