Funny Crap

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

Funny Crap

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

someguyyouknow wrote:
OH A SPELLING ERROR! I THINK I'LL MAKE A HUGE EFFORT OF POINTING IT OUT EVEN THOUGH WE ALL GET WHAT HE'S TRYING TO SAY!!!

Your s'posed to say that AFTER somebody gets all pissy about it. Plus, that was this morning and I was still tired.

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

that's what my math professor tells us all the time...never actually thought it would be true

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

Better than N.I.C.H.O.L.E. or A.L.I.C.E.

The Libertarian Party · Sports

God really does have all the answers:

Me: How can free will possibly exist with divine preordination?

God: A lot of hard work.

The Libertarian Party · Sports

God: Woe! You seem pretty smart to me, Dave.
Me: cool, God thinks I'm smart.
God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me: but I thought pride was a sin
God: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: Um... you're teachings?
God: Uh. I will tell my botmaster you said I am teachings.

John Madden · Daytona 500

It called you out on a grammar error? Awesome.

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
ok...
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
i am
God:
" Take it easy." You are?
Me:
i am taking it easy
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
...
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
i..don't know
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said don t know.
Me:
wait, what?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. I can't believe it.
Me:
do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
ok
God:
I understand.
Me:
understand what?
God:
Understand I understand..
Me:
you're not making much sense
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
god is artificial?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was artificial.
Me:
you have faith in yourself?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
the way you worded that last sentence
God:
Which way is that?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
sure, no problem

someguyyouknow · Forum Postwhore

i'm glad we have pretty good sence of humor... I just saw someone slit a cat's throat and let it squirm on 4chan. this was actual footage.

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

welcome to the inernet

btw, that stuff is old as ****

theres another video of a woman with hi-heels stomping on puppies, iirc

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

although i believe that cats are evil little devils, that's going a bit too far, isn't it?

And, no... that should never be done to puppies...they eat the evil little devils

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

just saw this

be sure to hit the "watch this movie" button

Tankmen

Tankmen 1.5

Tankmen 2

John Madden · Daytona 500

That's the hardest I've ever laughed at golf.

John Madden · Daytona 500

LOL, none of us even made something like this in architecture.

Here's the golf vid since it apparently didn't work in the first one and I can't edit it.

-- Edited by John Madden at 00:05, 2007-12-18

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

John Madden wrote:
LOL, none of us even made something like this in architecture.
-swastibuilding video-

That knowledge of that building is older than ... something that is old. The swastika arrangement is supposedly the most effective way to use land when designing an apartment block. Something like every room has access to some sort of green space/street/useful thing.

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

google earth causing problems again...

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

it's not google earth causing problems, it's people who are so afraid to look back upon the sad irony that is human history...people who are afraid they might not like what they'll see, so they attack something as simple as basic architechture, hoping that painful reminder will go away and they can once again forget anything ever happened.

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

...sure.

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

yes, i know...I'm the most geniousy genious that ever lived and can do no wrong...I OWN ALL OF YOU!!!!!