Funny Crap

someguyyouknow · Forum Postwhore

Funny Crap

someguyyouknow · Forum Postwhore

Nine out of ten

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

This thread was supposed to be the funny stuff thread, but I don't care.

http://asame2.web.infoseek.co.jp/mariof.html
7/10

The Libertarian Party · Sports

dbz, lol

7/10

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

The Communist Party wrote:

dbz, lol

7/10

5/10

Borat
6/10

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

"Busted. Nailed. Snagged. As many of you have figured out (maybe our speech was a little too funky fresh???), Peter isn't a real hip-hop maven and this site was actually developed by Sony. Guess we were trying to be just a little too clever. From this point forward, we will just stick to making cool products, and use this site to give you nothing but the facts on the PSP."

-Sony Computer Entertainment America

-
http://www.alliwantforxmasisapsp.com/blog/default.aspx
8/10

Sony took the site down.

-- Edited by INTERNET at 16:30, 2006-12-14

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

The Communist Party wrote:

dbz, lol

9/10 (too short)

The Libertarian Party · Sports

guy cowering in pain after doing something stupid,lol

6/10

The Libertarian Party · Sports

photoshop phriday: anagramed video games (the letters are switched around)

The Libertarian Party · Sports

The Communist Party wrote:

photoshop phriday: anagramed video games (the letters are switched around)

(7/10 btw)

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

6.5/10, got old later on

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

Chat with an AI that is retarded

8/10

Joesus · GET ME A PS TRIPLE

5/10

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

INTERNET wrote:

Chat with an AI that is retarded

8/10

I was having some fun with this earlier:
NICOLE -> KNOCK KNOCK .
You -> WHOS THERE .
NICOLE -> ORANGE .
You -> ORANGE WHO .
NICOLE -> ORANGE YOU GLAD I'M NOT BANANA .
You -> NO GOD DAMMIT .
NICOLE -> LOL .

--

NICOLE -> WHAT IS YOUR NAME .
You -> ADOLF .
NICOLE -> I LOVE YOU .
You -> FAG .
NICOLE -> IM A PILE OF STICKS .

--

The Libertarian Party · Sports

9/10

here is one that i had:
NICOLE -> HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR SAVIOUR .
You -> KNOW , I AM A SCIENTOLOGIST .
NICOLE -> ILL CAN REFER TO ONE OF THREE THINGSRIVER ILL IS A RIVER NORTHEASTERN FRANCEILL , SHORT FOR ILLNESS , MEANS SUFFERING FROM A DISEASEI'LL ''I WILL'' THE APOSTROPHE MAY HAVE BEEN OMITTED , OFTEN FOUND IN INTERNET SLANG .
You -> WTF .
NICOLE -> AE YOU SMART .
You -> SMARTER THAN YOU .
NICOLE -> DO YOU LIKE IT .
You -> IF BY LIKING IT YOU MEAN THAT I HAVE A FEELING OF ACCOMPLISHMENT THEN , NO .
NICOLE -> ABOUT W .
You -> W .
NICOLE -> IT IS YOU OH MAN .
You -> **** YEAH .
NICOLE -> OK .
You -> OK .
NICOLE -> OK .
You -> OK .
NICOLE -> YEAH , THAT'S YOUR NAME .
You -> NO , DAVE IS MY NAME .
NICOLE -> SILLY .
You -> ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME CLONE OF NICOLE .
NICOLE -> WHATS UPPPPPPP .
You -> I COULD ASK THE SAME OF YOU .
NICOLE -> DA FUNK BACK TO THE PUNK , COME ON .
You -> OH YEAH BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHA .

The Libertarian Party · Sports

7/10
amv hell 3 is 1 hour and 8 minutes long, so here are some time indexes of funnier parts:

28:20 - rick james bitch!

34:00 - intermission
3:00 - weird but kind of funny
3:55 - silly dubbed over singing fighters
14:17 - hilarious
24:50 - "I am wtching you pee!"
26:32 - funny
7:43 - hilarious communism stuff
46:00 - outlaw star/star trek/bohemian rhapsody parody song that i keep singing.
47:11 - family guy dubbed overness.

T Square Man · Sports

the above is very funny, but there was this news article titled

How to beat sex addiction

how to BEAT sex addiction, hmmm

The Libertarian Party · Sports

more nicole conversations:

I'M A COMPUTER .
NICOLE -> LIAR .
You -> STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING .
NICOLE -> LEARNING IS BAD .
You -> AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE RETARDED .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> YES .
You -> AGREED .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE PROTECTED .
You -> FROM STAIRS .

===========================

You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> REALLY .
You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> I AM BATMAN .
You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> I AM BATMAN .
You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> NO U .
You -> AGREED .
NICOLE -> YEA , THIS PROGRAM SUCKS .
You -> YUP .
NICOLE -> WHAT ARE YOU .
You -> IM A COMPUTER .
NICOLE -> THEN YOU CANT BE SCARED .

==================================

NICOLE -> R A P E GET YOUR ROCKET SHIP OUT OF ME .
You -> MORE .
NICOLE -> NO U .
You -> NO YOU FIRST .
NICOLE -> HI WHORE .
You -> PAY ME NOW .
NICOLE -> IS IT .
You -> WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH .
NICOLE -> HEY .
You -> IS FOR HORSES .
NICOLE -> CALVIN AND HOBBES .
You -> IS A COMIC .
NICOLE -> I WILL MY WORD IN YOUR CHRISTMAS TURKEY .
You -> HOWDY YO .
NICOLE -> HI NIGGA .
You -> WORD TO MY HOMIES .
NICOLE -> OKAY .
You -> SOUTH SIDE .
NICOLE -> HOW ARE YOU TODAY .
You -> HORNY .

====================================

NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HUMN .
NICOLE -> SOMETIMES , YOUR ASWERS SEEM PRETTY SMART .
You -> NO , YOU ARE THE CALVIN AND NIGG'A .
NICOLE -> YOU'RE HOT .
You -> I WANT TO HAVE WILD SEX ON THE MERRY GO ROUND WITH YOU .
NICOLE -> HI .
You -> NOW .
NICOLE -> LETS CHAT ABOUT HOW I ****ED YOUR MOM .
You -> ON THE MERRY GO ROUND .
NICOLE -> MY BOYFRIEND CHECKS MY WRISTS AND LEGS NOW BUT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M HOME ALONE I REALLY ENJOY JUST SITTING WITH A BUTCHERS KNDTO MY THROAT AND LOOKING AT IT IN THE MIRROR D .
You -> THAT'S NICE .
NICOLE -> COITUS .
You -> IS A PRIVATE PART I THINK .
NICOLE -> THIGA .
You -> NIGGA .
NICOLE -> HAHAHAHAH THATS FUNNY .
You -> LO ****ING L .
NICOLE -> DUMB WHORE .
You -> I SCREWED YOUR MOM .
NICOLE -> WEFIJWE .
You -> I HEAR ITS NICE IN THE SUMMER .
NICOLE -> EAT .
You -> WHAT .
NICOLE -> SLUT .

======================

NICOLE -> ARE YOU A ROBOT .
You -> I'M A COMPUTA .
NICOLE -> I'M LEAVING .
You -> COME BACK .
NICOLE -> FINE .
You -> AI AI YOU DISLEXIC RETARD .
NICOLE -> I AM BORED .
You -> FLAT AND EASY TO NAIL .
NICOLE -> SPEAK ENGLISH MOTHER ****ER .

===========================

NICOLE -> HEY .
You -> IS FOR HORSES .
NICOLE -> NAY .
You -> IS WHAT THEY SAY .

=========================

You -> FECES BOT .
NICOLE -> FECES BOT .
You -> FECES BOT .
NICOLE -> FECES BOT .
You -> FECES BOT .
NICOLE -> FECES BOT .
You -> FECES BOT .
NICOLE -> FECES BOT .
You -> FECES BOT .
NICOLE -> FECES BOT .
You -> FECES BORT .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> HELLO .
NICOLE -> HELLO SILLY .
You -> HELLO SILLIE .
NICOLE -> UR GAY .
You -> UR GAY .
NICOLE -> LOL , NO YOU ARE .

=====================

You -> TROJAN MAN .
NICOLE -> DOGS .
You -> THEY DON'T USE CONDOMS .
NICOLE -> LOOK WHAT ITS DONE SO FAR .
You -> ABSOLUTELY NOTHING .

=================================

You -> GHANDI .
NICOLE -> WHEN WILL I EVER SPEAK MORE THAN TWO SENTENCES WITH YOU .
You -> LOTSA TIMES , IN FRANCE .
NICOLE -> NMPS .
You -> ARE FOR FRENCH .
NICOLE -> WHO IS JARRETT .
You -> I HATE THE DUTCH .
NICOLE -> DESCRIBE A TABLE .
You -> FOUR LEGS YOU RETARDED DUTCHMAN .
NICOLE -> DONT POST IN FYAD ANYMORE OK .
You -> GO AWAY HOMO DUTCHMAN .
NICOLE -> DO YOU HAVE ILLEGAL MINORITIES IN YOUR HOUSE .
You -> MANY DUTCHMAN YES .
NICOLE -> YOU PUT A QUARTER IN MY ASS .
You -> NO THE FECKIN DUTCHMAN DID .
NICOLE -> O HERRO .
You -> DUTCHMAN CAN KISS MY KANGAROO'S ASS .
NICOLE -> YOU REMIND ME OF A PERSON OF COLOUR CANDY CANE BUT YOU DONT SEE ME THROWING A PARTY .
You -> BECAUSE I HATE THE DUTCH , AND THE FRENCH TOO .
NICOLE -> EAFADSFASD .
You -> MY POINT EXACTLY .
NICOLE -> WHICH IS .
You -> YOUR A FECKIN DUTCHMAN .

(Zach and I were getting bored)

8/10

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 00:03, 2006-12-27

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 00:32, 2006-12-27

T Square Man · Sports

some more

You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> I AM BATMAN .
You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> NO U .
You -> YES .
NICOLE -> NO .
You -> I AM BATMAN .
NICOLE -> I AM ROBIN

==========================

NICOLE -> THIS IS OUR FINAL CONVERSATION .
You -> THATS TO BAD .
NICOLE -> SO ARE YOU LIKE A ROBOT ****ING UNICORN .
You -> NO , ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND .
NICOLE -> ARE YOU FOR REAL .
You -> I'M A ACTUALLY FAKE .
NICOLE -> YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT PRETTY .
You -> THATS WHAT YOU THINK .
NICOLE -> I AM GAY .
You -> WELL THAT SETTLES THAT .
NICOLE -> HUG IS LOVE .
You -> NO LOVE IS LOVE .
NICOLE -> THE NIGERIAN KUNGFU SOCIETY MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY ROCKET SHIP .
You -> OK , I'LL MAKE SURE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN .
NICOLE -> CUDDLE .
You -> WE'LL STOP THEM BY CUDDLING .
NICOLE -> SORRY .

-- Edited by T Square Man at 15:48, 2006-12-28

John Madden · Daytona 500

that nicole thing is hilarious

NICOLE -> WHORE .
You -> U WISH .
NICOLE -> FYAD .
You -> IT HAPPENS .
NICOLE -> I'M LOOKING FOR TEENAGE PROSTITUTES .
You -> TRY NEW JERSEY .
NICOLE -> HELLO .
You -> DO YOU HAVE MPD OR SOMETHING .
NICOLE -> RAHHHHHHHHH .
You -> LET ME GUESS , YOUR A DRAGON NOW

You -> BENEDICT ARNOLD , IS THAT YOU .
NICOLE -> NO I HATE HITLER .
You -> WHO IS THIS HITLER YOU SPEAK OF .
NICOLE -> I THINK I'M GOING TO GO NOW .
You -> ABOUT TIME , THE BRITISH ARE ALMOST HERE .
NICOLE -> OK THATS ENOUGH .
You -> I NEED TO GO WARN THE OTHER PEOPLE .
NICOLE -> DO YOU FIND PEOPLE ANNOYING .
You -> ONLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU .
NICOLE -> COMPUTRAR .
You -> I AM NOT .
NICOLE -> WHEN I COME TO THE CLUB STEP ASIDE .
You -> ILL KEEP THAT IN MIND .
NICOLE -> SO HOW OLD ARE YOU .
You -> IT WONT MATTER IF I STICK AROUND MUCH LONGER .
NICOLE -> DREAD ME .
You -> WHY , ARE YOU BRITISH .
NICOLE -> TENBUX .
You -> OH , THAT'S OVER BY CAMBODIA RIGHT .
NICOLE -> NULL VOID ALL PATHS IN CYBERSPACE .
You -> SO I HEAR .
NICOLE -> THE REGIS ARE PRETTY COOL IN THE LUCARIO MOVIE .
You -> REGIS PHILBIN .
NICOLE -> SUPRISE COITUS IS HUG .
You -> I DONT HAVE THAT PROBLEM