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this section of the forum is called 'tubular tech' which implies that we can talk about anything technology related. Yet we only seem to talking about videogames and such so here is a thread where one can philosophise about **** that is comprehendable (or is it comprehensable?) only by Stephen Hawking.



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Theres not much techy-ness stuff about quantum physics.

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well, implying the notion of subplanetary intra-physical binary equations, you can deduce that the sub-atomic ions can achieve an exact speed equal to that of a pro-economic fusion emittor, thus proving that all tri-helium particles must be vastly underrated in that it can improve the emissions of some, if not all, combustable organic materials.

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T Square Man wrote:

well, implying the notion of subplanetary intra-physical binary equations, you can deduce that the sub-atomic ions can achieve an exact speed equal to that of a pro-economic fusion emittor, thus proving that all tri-helium particles must be vastly underrated in that it can improve the emissions of some, if not all, combustable organic materials.



aren't all ions sub-atomic? and how is a fusion emittor "pro-economic"?

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ions are sub-atomic yes, but for the more mentally handicapped i must explain this. and the fusion emittor is pro-economic because it does what the economy does. Fall really fast,  so it can achieve the exact speed of how fast the economy falls, thus being pro-economic          



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combustable organic materials, why didn't i just say wood, lol

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You mean carbon-based vertically-photosynthesizing non-congnitively functioning life-form?

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your memory capacity relapsed and you forgot to mention combustable

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****!... i mean derogatory-term-for-fornication!

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this thread sucks

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*sigh* yeah...

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the angular velocity of photosynthesizing matter can achieve sub-light momentum in a perfect vacuum, thus proving Pythagorean's theorem false when half the numbers are binary, also disproving the general notion that all triangle have three angles. They are now called quadangles, not to be confused with rectangles, squares, or parallelograms.

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T Square Man wrote:


the angular velocity of photosynthesizing matter can achieve sub-light momentum in a perfect vacuum, thus proving Pythagorean's theorem false when half the numbers are binary, also disproving the general notion that all triangle have three angles. They are now called quadangles, not to be confused with rectangles, squares, or parallelograms.



i will now prove zach's theorem:


1 = 2 if;


my ass is a banjo



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1 does equal 2

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therefore my ass is a banjo

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It is, in fact, possible to acheive greater than light speed travel by distorting the equalibreum of the space time continuum in an area equivalent to the size of (object's momentum 'x' raised to the power of tacyon emission particle flow variant 'y') minus gravitational constant of subspace antimatter pockets 'z'. assuming that x satisfies the parameters defined by p=a*exp(-x^2/2)+b*P(Z>x). p= pnumatronic degree of energy balance, a= resistance, b= bilateral angular compression of space. one can then decifer the parameters of y using the following:

a1 / ( p1*exp{x*c1} + b1 ) + a2 / ( p2*exp{x*c2} + b2 ) +  x / ( p10*exp{x*c10} + b10 ) = m
c= catrallanine^6 by-product emission
m= total energy production

now it possible to factor in variable determinate z. that is done by replacing
p10*exp{x*c10} + b10 with z itself.

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funnily enough, if you plug in the constant 'L', you get the exact time it took for david to come up with that equation



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actually, I found those equations off of the internets

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