Wow. Masturbating athletes, psychotic clowns, and crazed mumblings... well anyway. it's funny though: they can catch don vito for doing something once but they can't bring down tom cruise's baby-eating obsession. silly paparrazzi...zizizizizizzzzii. but my prediction for the future is that the next news story of great magnitudedness will be something with Suri Cruise, probably found without major organs or muscle tissue and apparent bite marks all over. and the baby they have now isn't suri, but some evil alien robot-thing that has a symbiotic relationship with cruise, helping him take over with scientology as it feeds off of what's left of his brain... k, this is getting wierd, i'm gonna stop now
tom cruise was watching last nights monday night football game with the Vikings vs the Redskins, which means that one of those two teams is in on the plot to take over the world with scientology, also Jamie Fox was seen hugging cruise before the game, so he's in on it too
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