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T Square Man · Sports

Anna has a brain.

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

rob has an internet

someguyyouknow · Forum Postwhore

ROB POINTS TO THE DISTANCE AND YELLS "LOOK!" ZACH'S NEAR FATAL MISTAKE!

Spoiler: Ever since they moved in together, Robert Thomma and Zachary Fowle have had less and less privacy from each other. Last week they reached a breaking point that nearly ended in disaster when Robert, who had not had a private moment to himself in upwards of 12 days, could no longer take the sexual tension while Zachary was telling him about a questionable, mixed race group of young adult females he had seen rummaging through a parked car locates in a local grocery store parking lot well after closing hours. Robert interrupted Zachary before he could finish his story by pointing into the distance behind Zachary. Zachary looked away for no more than 2 to 3 seconds. In that short amount of time Robert managed to completely undress an ejaculate multiple times. The force of these abrupt movements combined with the force of the ejaculations sent poor Zachary Rocketing into a brick wall at break-neck speeds. Zachary remained in a coma for over three days. When questioned about his ordeal Zachary simply stated that perhaps in the future he should be more mindful of importance of Robert's need for privacy. Robert declined to comment.

-- Edited by someguyyouknow on Saturday 21st of November 2009 04:09:50 AM

The Libertarian Party · Sports

Eric found eating babies last wednesnesdwednsndesday at the local unimart. what will the yacht club think? WHERE IS WALDO???

antidisestablishmentarianism · CAN'T. STOP. POSTING.

david found back in san antonio, texas, conviced that it is late 2008 and he must report to lakland afb for basic training, wife baffled, friends amused.

T Square Man · Sports

someguyyouknow wrote:

ROB POINTS TO THE DISTANCE AND YELLS "LOOK!" ZACH'S NEAR FATAL MISTAKE!
Spoiler
Ever since they moved in together, Robert Thomma and Zachary Fowle have had less and less privacy from each other. Last week they reached a breaking point that nearly ended in disaster when Robert, who had not had a private moment to himself in upwards of 12 days, could no longer take the sexual tension while Zachary was telling him about a questionable, mixed race group of young adult females he had seen rummaging through a parked car locates in a local grocery store parking lot well after closing hours. Robert interrupted Zachary before he could finish his story by pointing into the distance behind Zachary. Zachary looked away for no more than 2 to 3 seconds. In that short amount of time Robert managed to completely undress an ejaculate multiple times. The force of these abrupt movements combined with the force of the ejaculations sent poor Zachary Rocketing into a brick wall at break-neck speeds. Zachary remained in a coma for over three days. When questioned about his ordeal Zachary simply stated that perhaps in the future he should be more mindful of importance of Robert's need for privacy. Robert declined to comment.

-- Edited by someguyyouknow on Saturday 21st of November 2009 04:09:50 AM

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