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someguyyouknow


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RE: Pick up lines that never fail
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You: What?
Her: I didn't say anything.
You: Sure, I'll go to the dance with you.
Her: What?
You: Sounds good, I'll pick you up at 7.
Her: Wait What???
You: I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00 PM!

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
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T Square Man


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you-gonna-get-raped-yorapper.jpg

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someguyyouknow


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Sex?

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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You must be a girl... because i am atrated to you.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
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my watch says your panties are off...

must be five minutes fast.

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invdrScoodge


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"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"The roofie you just swallowed."

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lol awesome

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someguyyouknow


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Do you have a map? Because i keep getting lost in your eyes.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
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do you have a map? because i want to find a dark alley TO RAPE YOU

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T Square Man


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Can I have your phone number, because I lost YOUR MOM'S!?!

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someguyyouknow


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You smell good... lets see what we can do about that.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
T Square Man


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Do you want to go to a movie?

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someguyyouknow


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you must have fallen from the heavens because I love your shoes!

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
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