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someguyyouknow


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Pick up lines that never fail
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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

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someguyyouknow


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I put the STD in Stud now all i need is U.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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Nice shoes. Wanna ****?

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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I wish I was a math test so I would be hard and you would do me on the table.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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bend over, I think I know you

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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Are your legs tired? because I want to **** you.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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Hi... this is a rape... don't make it into a murder.
(never fails)

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
tom_cruise_eats_babies


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*facepalm* at the last one.

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tom_cruise_eats_babies


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Let's play army: I'll go prone and you can blow the hell out of me.

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tom_cruise_eats_babies


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Do you wash your pants with windex because I can see myself in them.

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someguyyouknow


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You're parents must be pretty retarded
Because they had such a special girl.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
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someguyyouknow


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Let's play a game. I count to ten, and you **** my brains out. It's great fun.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
someguyyouknow


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Hello, sure is a mighty fine day miss.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
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if you were a booger i'd pick you first

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someguyyouknow


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Are you an angel? Because I just SIHT IN MY PANTS!

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
antidisestablishmentarianism


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do you work at subway? cause you give me a footlong (lol brittany)

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John Madden


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someguyyouknow wrote:

Hi... this is a rape... don't make it into a murder.
(never fails)



XD, this is the greatest thing ever.



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BOOM!
someguyyouknow


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Whenever I'm around you I cum a little.

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
But Benn999 had one of the bes' post of all time.
One of the bes' posts of all time!
antidisestablishmentarianism


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