Alright, so I was on campus today and hand to take a dump. Wonderful. So, I went to the third floor of the library (see topic title) in order to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.
What do I get for going out of my way to unload my bowels? A guy two stalls over jerking off.
Wonderful.
I guess you guys can post gross (preferably bathroom related) stories in here if you'd like. This ain't my personal journal, after all.
Chimpanzees beat their women, kill each other as incentives for mating, and literally go to war against other groups of chimps. Bonobos just have sex. And they don't care which sex they are sexing. In a science class I took we watched a movie on how male bonobos will hang from vines and "fence" with each other.
