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Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

REAL sports

T Square Man · Sports

DaaaAmmmnnnn. That is pretty crazy. You'd think they'd wear goggles or something.

170mph....into the eyeball. Ouch.

John Madden · Daytona 500

Damn.
That "sport" where they ride horses cross country and jump over obstacles (eventing?) is actually really dangerous. There's only a few hundred 'pros' in the world but they've had a lot of deaths and serious injuries in the last few years.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Oh wow! You wouldn't think that would be too bad, but it makes sense. Also, the lumberjack competition things are pretty intense! I've only seen it a couple times randomly on TV, but they have the tradtional log rolling, a weird race-up-a-tree-and-then-cut-the-top-off, and other weird and extreme things. Women also compete against one another, but they are more manly than any of us. (eek!)

John Madden · Daytona 500

Hornussen.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

That looks pretty kick ass.
They should play with grenades instead of that rubber ball thing.

someguyyouknow · Forum Postwhore

Needs more samurais.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

I think soccer would be at least three times as cool if the players also had to watch out for the center-field samurais!

T Square Man · Sports

How about all of them are samurais! The goalie has to protect the goal from endless hordes of opposing samurais!

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

My puny American mind cannot comprehend cricket. It's like reading that Bridge column in the newspaper.
Read some commentary of a game, boggle your mind

Here, have a sample:
1952 - 529-7 Hinds is back into the attack and Broad paddles him to long-leg for one. Colly back on strike. Colly, like Pietersen, likes to bring up his tons in some style - he slathered Warne over the top to reach 200 in Adelaide - but this time it's a doughty nibble to square-leg for one. That's his eighth Test century, and it came from 186 balls and included 13 fours. If Collingwood was a war, he'd be the Hundred Years' War. So ruddy, bloody attritional.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

INTERNET wrote:

My puny American mind cannot comprehend cricket. It's like reading that Bridge column in the newspaper.
Read some commentary of a game, boggle your mind

Here, have a sample:
1952 - 529-7 Hinds is back into the attack and Broad paddles him to long-leg for one. Colly back on strike. Colly, like Pietersen, likes to bring up his tons in some style - he slathered Warne over the top to reach 200 in Adelaide - but this time it's a doughty nibble to square-leg for one. That's his eighth Test century, and it came from 186 balls and included 13 fours. If Collingwood was a war, he'd be the Hundred Years' War. So ruddy, bloody attritional.

Holy f Uck! I don't want to know what it means to slather Warne over the top...

T Square Man · Sports

The rest of the Universe cringes at our use of the word Cricket

John Madden · Daytona 500

Cricket was on ESPN's top plays today, some guy made a catch while leaning over this tiny ridge like wall thing, and threw it back in bounds so he could catch it himself in there because otherwise it would have been 6 points for the other team for going over the wall, which I assume is like the cricket equivalent of a home run.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

There should be land mines... or give the crowd grenades...

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

Spoiler

she's 17

Spoiler: and going to get a breast reduction :(

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

I agree, sad :(

John Madden · Daytona 500

Lol soccer