you don't have to be mean, you just have to be awesome.
but I suppose if you spilled my coffee I'd have a pouty face and you'd probably apologize and then you'd be a ****ty enemy.
hmmmmm.

Damn that would be awesome.

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.


is that some kind S and M? for 350 ill beat the **** out of that guy.

Lol i just though something better do his wife :)

IM BRINGING SEXY BACK!!!

he was busy being a walrus on the beaches of portugal

I am moderate to right-winged. I have an above average IQ and comprehension level.
I've practiced a few years of martial arts. (mostly Kenpo)
I'm fairly brave and take more risks than I probably should.
I have little to no seance of self preservation.
I can work weekends.

-- Edited by someguyyouknow at 00:32, 2008-10-23

Yeah!
The pillows that he brings to the diner don't have lolis on them.