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Aww Mang!


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Oh... I was more expecting an array of sexual-noises.... Like the ones this guy creates for a livingwink.gif :
 

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back on topic-

I'm giving Charles Bukowski one more chance.
I read Hot Water Music and every story was just a short story about some sort of middle aged guy who was kind of out of shape, a failed author, drank constantly, and pretty much liked some lady that wasn't so interested either anymore or ever.

uhhh

but I picked up notes of a dirty old man by him, and I only read two pages, and the writing style is better so far, but I'm only three pages into it.

does anyone else read bukowski?
I think I'm just disappointed because everyone is all OH MY GOD BUKOWSKI BUKOWSKI BUKOWSKI AWESOME BLAH BUKOWSKI EPIC RAD COOL.

and I was like "really?"

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instead of editing, i will post another comment.
I now realize I said I was two and three pages into it.

I might be retarded.

edit: I typed "saw" instead of said.
correction: I am retarded.

-- Edited by phineas.poe at 11:56, 2008-10-09

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I'm sure whoever decides if you're retarded or not could be bribed with cupcakes.

I'm reading The Phantom Tollbooth. It's painfully simple, the illustrations are lousy, and it was written fifty years ago so the english doesn't flow as nicely as it does now. Did I mention it's simple? I'm reading it because I hate seeing movies BEFORE I read the books and aparently I'm supposed to watch the movie with Michelle which equals me reading it...

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wait for it...wait for it...WAIT FOR IT!!!!


*CRACK*

there it is

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Aww Mang! wrote:

I'm sure whoever decides if you're retarded or not could be bribed with cupcakes.

I'm reading The Phantom Tollbooth. It's painfully simple, the illustrations are lousy, and it was written fifty years ago so the english doesn't flow as nicely as it does now. Did I mention it's simple? I'm reading it because I hate seeing movies BEFORE I read the books and aparently I'm supposed to watch the movie with Michelle which equals me reading it...


nice.
also, I made really good cupcakes last night, I might give you one in spanish on wednesday, just so you know.
haha

 



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I don't have spanish, could you give one to me in intro to lit?

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What kind did you make? The Apple-Cider ones?? I'll have to let you know if I can taste the vegan... asssuming you let me try one!

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You wanna taste janae?!!!!!!

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haha

I made mexican hot chocolate ones.


the only one that's left now is pretty sad looking though.
but I'll bring it!

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A sad mexican....how depressing...all he wanted was some hot chocolate.

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Awesome! Some times the sad looking ones are actually the best! I am remebering to bring the mysterious white powerade!

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By the way... It's TRANSLUCENT

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Aww Mang! wrote:

By the way... It's TRANSLUCENT


huh?



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The powerade...

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Ah, its gotta be nice to be so vague.....


oh, sorry didn't know you were there internet.

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I wasn't being vague! I said "i'm remembering to bring the white powerade. By the way it's TRANSLUCENT"

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oh, well it seemed at the time to be very vague. But when you put those two seperate ideas together, then it makes sense I guess.

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Okay, I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page Mr. SPORTS

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haha

hopefully the cupcake wasn't too awful!

I plan on making more excellent ones soon.
and pumpkin muffins.

maybe if more of you hung out with me, you'd get cupcakes too.
douchebags.

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