Are you literate?

T Square Man · Sports

RE: Are you literate?

INTERNET · Forum Dictator

Wikipedia has a good plot summary.

Theres nothing quite like a depressing book.

T Square Man · Sports

So, I read in this one place, that mccain sucks dick. True? Idk, but it was on the internet.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Why don't you write a book called "McCain Sucks Dick"? I would read it. I think... It depends if you took the tittle too literally...

T Square Man · Sports

100 pages of McCain sucking Palins dick

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Could you really drag that out THAT long???

Or is every other page a horrible illustration?

phineas.poe · Dependant Care Benefits

Aww Mang! wrote:

Could you really drag that out THAT long???

Or is every other page a horrible illustration?

yeah, it's one of those pageflipy action style books.

pretty epic.

T Square Man · Sports

with pop up pictures. Watch for your eyes though, palin has a horse****.

Pages 42-54 are all of McCain deepthroating it too, so if you're into that...

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

As a bonus, the book should come with one of those flipbooks so it's like it's animated!

phineas.poe · Dependant Care Benefits

Aww Mang! wrote:

As a bonus, the book should come with one of those flipbooks so it's like it's animated!

haah.
that's what I meant by 'pageflipy action book thing'
I was too retarded to think about it.

damn.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Nah, it's okay. I must've missed that part or my mind didn't translate it as I skimmed over it.

The pageflipy does kinda throw me off when I try and think about it, but I know what you mean.

phineas.poe · Dependant Care Benefits

i'm retarded.

pageflipy makes sense if you think that you flip through the book, but if i was using that logic I should have put "flipbook" together.

argh

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Well in the case of what Zach is going to make it's more of a "dickbook" than a flipbook.

T Square Man · Sports

Yes, definetly.

McCain Sucks Dick: A book of dicks and their dicks.

phineas.poe · Dependant Care Benefits

yeah, but you could make it in flipbook style action.

make it a thousand pages long, it'll be like a really short stupid movie.

T Square Man · Sports

Has to be a hundred pages, sorry.

Although, we could have the cool effect where if you look at the pictures at certain angles it moves.

Idk what that is called though...

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Isn't that holographic or something?

T Square Man · Sports

kind of idk

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Is it one of those books where you can press several different buttons for different sound effects???

T Square Man · Sports

One button.

It makes the sound of a nuclear bomb killing 10,000,000 babies, which incidentally enough is the same sound that a McCain/Palin presidency would produce.