What are you?

tom_cruise_eats_babies · triple-digit post club inductee

RE: What are you?

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

I am a blue bastard who likes to misunderstand homosexuals. I kid you not...

T Square Man · Sports

Nice. I guess you misunderstand RJ and chris then.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Does that mean you're calling me a blue bastard? You f**K!!

T Square Man · Sports

i don't know, i'm just a dragon who likes to mega **** lanterns

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Is that anything like dry-raping someone?

T Square Man · Sports

almost, but with more lanterns

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Propane lanterns for camping? Or those old-fashioned candle ones they use in Harry Potter? Or what about the Green Lantern? Or can it be anything with "lantern" in the title?

The Libertarian Party · Sports

isn't a lantern kinda like an intern? or am i thinking of something completely different?

T Square Man · Sports

Well, interns are fun too

The Libertarian Party · Sports

if we could combine the two, then we'd have a party.

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

A lintern party?...

T Square Man · Sports

Interns that emit light...duh

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

Or is it lanterns that emit college students looking to make their way into a decent job?

T Square Man · Sports

Look, she's just trying to work her way through college ok

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

By she do you mean your mom? and by working her way through college do you mean be the official campus whore??

T Square Man · Sports

Hey, just because she blew a couple of your friends doesn't mean you can bring her up here!!!

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

you're my friend.... are you one of those few?

T Square Man · Sports

Hell ya mother****er!!!

Aww Mang! · Drives a Geo

I figured it was about time for someone to post another "What are you?" since that is the whole point, eh?

I am a caged starfish that likes to ride Europe. Mhm, yessir, that's right.