!) ROB--visionary dictator, leader of the internets
@ or #) Toss up between me and David. So how about just like, we're both the Vice Dictator. Then we can go shoot some lawyers and pretend they're ducks or something.
$) Then, Richard, our foreign amb-ass-ador. Kind of like that one guy that Hitler trusted to do all the propoganda. Someone give me the name please.
%) Then Anna, she's kind of like Condoleeza Rice, no one knows who she is, but what, how did she become Secretary of State? She can do all the grunt work, like....actually posting or something.
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