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RE: Are you man enough?
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"Chuck Norris is dead"

-nietzsche

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Proof

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rob, use proper english ok? that sentence doesn't even make sense. i cannot comprehend it.

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What?

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I MUST HAVE PROOF!

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"chuck norris is dead" is a grammatical, physical, and scientific impossibility.

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Hey, I just reworded the quote "God is dead" so interperet it as you will.

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I can't interperet it because it Chuck Norris would know and then he would kill me

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Yo poster i'm really happy for you, Imma let you finish.
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twice

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2. Protect your computer(thats what the axe is for)
5. Retouch digital photos(ya ya)
6. Back up a trailer(is a pain in the butt)
7. Build a campfire(yay lighter fluid)
9. Navigate with a map and compass(women can ask for directions)
10. Use a torque wrench(heck yes i like the cordless impact wrench personally)
11. Sharpen a knife(evil laugh)
12. Perform CPR(breathe dangit)
13. Fillet a fish(womanskills)
15. Get a car unstuck(not fun)
16. Back up data(ya)
17. Paint a room(yuck)
18. Mix concrete(follow the instructions!)
20. Change oil and filter( i can but dont)
23. Paddle a canoe(fun stuff)
24. Fix a bike flat(i hate my bike)

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well crap. I am in the own zone right now it seems. well whatever. I'll learn some manly stuff in the militarmy.

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i need an oil change. i could learn, but i'd just rather take it in.

i also need a new battery. that i can buy and install myself.

also new windshield wipers. that i can definitely do.

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Dont leave the new battery sitting on cement, the cement for some retarded reason will drain the battery

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TheGalFromCal wrote:

Dont leave the new battery sitting on cement, the cement for some retarded reason will drain the battery




what?!? that can't be true



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okay, it is not true, but it was at one time

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interesting

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another list of things "men are supposed to know how to do" here

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poking around the same site

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antidisestablishmentarianism wrote:

another list of things "men are supposed to know how to do" here






Thats more like a list of manliness for a guy that lives in the 'burbs with his attractive wife and meets up with his buddies from accounting to go drink martinis before they go golf at that fancy beachside place.

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