If it was that long, you probably wouldn't be able to move it simply because of the chances of there being a solid object in the way somewhere. omg redundancy.

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 17:10, 2007-09-05

if it was indestructable and it hit a planet at near-light speed... i suppose that it would crack the planet in half... or maybe into sixths? perhaps twenty-ninths.

i just hope said planet was not inhabited by anyone important.

The Communist Party wrote:

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If it was that long, you probably wouldn't be able to move it simply because of the chances of there being a solid object in the way somewhere. omg redundancy.

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 17:10, 2007-09-05

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The sequel to snakes on a plane:

     When a Pole Hits a Plane...With Snakes on it!

 

crates on a train: 2 hours of... crates... on a cargo train montages.

to tie this all to philosophy:

if Samuel L. Jackson has had it with these motherf*ckin snakes on this motherf*ckin plane, forcing him to get rid of said motherf*ckin snakes, does Samuel L. Jackson really have Free Will?

pretty much.

if Samuel L. Jackson keeps yelling 'motherfucking' in the middle of the woods and there is no there to hear it, does anyone still give a crap?

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 02:06, 2007-09-16

omg, mutha****in snakes in the mutha****in woods.

wait...

a very unfortunate man

like i said, a very unfortunate man

when joe complains, does anyone care?


oh yeah, I found your clone joe, tall, bigger, funny accent, looks just like you, and is a hopeless Halo addict. He has a Halo 3 desktop picture and brought Halo to english and was going to play it, but then stopped when the fans kicked in like a jet engine on the laptop. funny stuff, had to be there.

anyways, he's your clone. deal with it