The Communist Party wrote:

---

"You want to shoot me with that gun? Go ahead, a punk like this doesn't have the balls."

"NO! I have prior engagements."

"Where's everybody going? Bingo?"

"And so I held his hand. Who's hand was it? Then I saw his face. It was a funny face."

"He threw a rock right through my window. luckily, my father's hunting rifle was in my room."

"He will turn around when he sees you. You can chase him, but don't chase him too far or you'll be sorry."

"you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin and their hoppin and their bippin and their boppin, so they don't know what the jazz is all about, you see? The jazz is like Jello pudding no actually it's more like kodac film. NO wait it's more like the the new coke; it'll be around forver."

"stickball!"

"If I could be anyone's skeleton, I would be Einstein's skeleton."

"Snake? Snake!? SNAKE!!!!!!!!"

"Just ask anyone, I have a friend named godzilla."

"I only know, like, three power cords... this A and this is G and this is, like, B something..."

"You cannot win, Anakin, I have the high ground."

"QQQQ SSSS... I! Yatta yatta yatta. Wal-Mart easy rider psycho dog... Ohio!"

"Well my, cardboard orangutan *unintelligable mumbling* he thinks it smells too funny and he wastes my time as well."

"INTERNET TOUGH GUY, THAT'S ME."

"so I went down to the pool hall and saw kiki, she was all like 'pop goes my pop tart!' and i was all like ' I don't know what it is"

"A wise philosopher once said: wish for everything, because you'll never get it"

"zing!"

btw my email is dave.sonnier@gmail.com

-- Edited by The Communist Party at 20:01, 2007-02-27

---