The other day we got assigned a paper in my Geography class that's supposed to be between 1 and 2 pages. A girl raised her hand and asked 'What if it's 2 and a half pages?' The teacher looked her dead in the eye and with a completely straight face said 'Then I will find you and strangle you in your sleep'. She kind of gave a nervous laugh, but he just kept staring at her and her expression slowly changed to mortified shock. I was in the back failing pretty badly at holding in my laughter and it probably sounded like I was coughing up a hairball.
I had an english class once...it was AP English with Mrs. Bolle at Lincoln. There was one day that she found a thong on the floor in her class room...and it wasn't mine so don't even go there...We also read The Great Gatsby--horrible book.
I am in a creative writing class. Tomorrow, we are planning on where we are going for a field trip. For no reason in particular, but he said we get to have one, and we get to pick where. It could be taco bell or Mars! Or a taco bell on mars!
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