hi.

my most recent roommate, in a long line of shiity roommates, upped the shiittiness and decided to magically move out last thursday and not tell me about it.

and when I finally got a hold of her, she said she'd be back monday to pay rent, since it was due.

she wasn't, and she didn't.
My mom went to her parent's house and apparently she moved back in with them, without telling me. Mostly because she has bipolar (which is fine with me) and paranoid delusions (also okay..) but was off medication (also okay.)
I don't mind crazy people, but she was new to being crazy and wasn't sure how to handle it, and she totally believed her paranoid delusions were real.
i.e. someone slit one of our screens and broke in and rearranged things. or that I was forming an alliance with our upstairs neighbors to make her look crazy to the landlord, or that our house was wired and our home security system listened to our phone calls.
the list goes on.

anyway, I need a new roommate.
I live in Riverwest, which is close to UWM. There are bus routes really close, about two blocks away, it's safe, it's awesome, I'm awesome. I have knives if it becomes unsafe, which it won't.

and my requirements: don't suck at life, don't do drugs, don't smoke, you can drink if you'd like-- but don't be a big alcoholic who fuccks my shiit up. No cats-- my cat hates other cats, you can maybe have a dog, you can have other random cute animals, you have to pay rent, you can't be a douchebag, and you need to be awesome.


any takers?

-- Edited by phineas.poe at 11:20, 2008-09-04

-- Edited by phineas.poe at 11:21, 2008-09-04