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Are you man enough?
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OK, so Popular Mechanics has an article that lists 25 things that every man should be able to do. This got me curious, are the people I know REAL MEN? So thats why I decided to start this topic on an internet message board; to find out! Heres what to do: copy and paste every thing from that list. Or just say that you are a horrible male and cant do anything on the list.
Women can also participate by showing how un-womanlike they are.

What I can do:

2. Protect your computer (Hooray firefox and ad-aware!)
4. Frame a wall (I helped finish my basement)
7. Build a campfire (#1 boyscout)
9. Navigate with a map and compass (I am my families TomTom)
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid (I can countersteer. Thats what they mean, right?)
15. Get a car unstuck (PUSH)
16. Back up data (Copy->Paste)
17. Paint a room (not fun)
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle (NRA woop)
20. Change oil and filter (it helps if your car leaks)
21. Hook up an HDTV (i just KNOW)
23. Paddle a canoe (whitewater rafting is fun)
24. Fix a bike flat (a crappy bike is not)

My score: 13/25 man points.

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2. Protect your computer(yah for norton, although i have yet to find my virus protection on my laptop :()
4. Frame a wall(its really not that hard)
5. Retouch digital photos(isn't that what we do?)
6. Back up a trailer(i have do it, and can do it with time)
7. Build a campfire(pyro)
8. Fix a dead outlet(i've put in new outlets, should count)
9. Navigate with a map and compass(don't use a compass, and a map is the only way i can navigate)
10. Use a torque wrench(those are the things in nascar right, if yes, then yes)
12. Perform CPR(franko's class, nuff said)
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid(i have done it with success, and haven't with disasterous results)
15. Get a car unstuck(and the funny thing is, i didn't get them stuck)
16. Back up data(if you don't know how, see rob's)
17. Paint a room(dip brush, stroke wall, dip brush...)
18. Mix concrete(about a bazillion times)
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle(i've cleaned rifles, but mines a lever action)
21. Hook up an HDTV(my tv is HD, so yes)
22. Bleed brakes(i've done it, but can't remember how)
23. Paddle a canoe(ummm, yes)

18/25 man points. Yes, I'm 72% man, hear me roar

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by bike flat, do they mean a motorcycle flat or some panzsy-*ss-red-ribboned-bell-attached-to-the-handlebar-bicycle flat?

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I can..

2. Protect your computer
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
9. Navigate with a map and compass
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
23. Paddle a canoe
25. Extend your wireless network

13/25

however, despite my efforts, i will never be a man (not that i want to be)

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lol, anna is more of a man than i am. I can only do 7 of those things. i make up for it by having a sexy body.

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The Communist Party wrote:

lol, anna is more of a man than i am. I can only do 7 of those things. i make up for it by having a sexy body.




 and u can miraculously slide on a couch



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i can pretty much do all that crap (ty, boy scouts), but i don't think any of that actually defines ppl as men or not.  That is all just what society thinks is acceptable, and right now i'm blaming society for a lot of bad crap that could've been easily prevented...ppl are stupid, panicky, disorganized, hypocritical, fearful, arrogant, sloppy, corrupt, perverted, fopish, moronic morons incapable of understanding anything beyond their own comfortable little worlds.

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...and what makes Popular Magazine think it's soooooo popular?!  "oh, look at me! I have the 'Popular' in my title, so u should read me."

magazines are as stupid as ppl sometimes...

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Joesus wrote:

i can pretty much do all that crap (ty, boy scouts), but i don't think any of that actually defines ppl as men or not. That is all just what society thinks is acceptable, and right now i'm blaming society for a lot of bad crap that could've been easily prevented...ppl are stupid, panicky, disorganized, hypocritical, fearful, arrogant, sloppy, corrupt, perverted, fopish, moronic morons incapable of understanding anything beyond their own comfortable little worlds.





Way to suck the fun out of this thread.

Also, post a list like all of the rest of the MEN in here.

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first off, ur welcome

secondly, i'm too lazy to type that much so specifically

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yeah, and the queen was a robot, so forget about that crazy bitch.

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2. Protect your computer
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid (maybe)
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data (does putting it on a cd count)
17. Paint a room
20. Change oil and filter
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat

So that's like 12 and maybe 14 depending if two count



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see, it's a weird list. some things i've done, and some things i know i can do, and some things i haven't done but i'm pretty sure i can do, but i can't count those things because i'm not entirely sure...blah

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the only reall men to have ever existed were Leonidus and his contingent of 300 spartans, which we all know were the sons of Chick Norris.

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I thought Chuck Norris jokes were old hat?

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chick norris lol


did you know that chuck norris once laughed at a chuck norris joke. Then he realized no one laughs at chuck norris and then promptly kicked a baby into outerspace. Ten years later it fell on the inventor of chuck norris jokes.



just made that up. Rate it please.

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He really did laugh at a chuck norris joke. I saw it. Then I went blind.

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zach's joke gets 8 CNP's (Chuck Norris points) out of ten
brandon's joke gets 8 CNP's out of 13.

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Chuck Norris once scored a 352 in bowling.

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I know i was bowling agaist him. I scored 347. He was upset by the fact that i too could do things that were mathmaticaly impoible so he took this power awy from me.

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